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Three drug-addicts are walking down the road. One of them says:
     - Dudes, let's take a taxi, huh?
The other two think for a while and answer:
     - O.K..But we will sit quietly because otherwise the driver will understand that we got high.
So they hail a taxi, get in the car and sit silently. After five minutes the driver asks them:
     - Hey guys what's goin' on, got high,huh?
     - How do you know?
     - Well, you three are sitting here on the front seat without saying a word..



On skyscraper


Two friends are sitting on the top of a skyscraper and are smoking dope. In a while one of them asks the other:
     - What do you think, if we fall from up here, how long
will we fall?
The other seems thoughtful for a minute and then declares flatly:
     - At least three days.
     - Huh, will we be alive when we get down there?
     - Are you nuts?! Three days without dope?!





A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says:
     - Son, I'm a genie. And since you helped me I'll give you three wishes.
     - I want a six-inch joint! - says the stoner.
     - Okay!
POOF! They stuff a six-inch joint and smoke it between the two of them.
     - What's the second wish? - asks the genie.
     - I want a twelve-inch joint! - says the stoner.
     - Okay!
POOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them.
     - And the third wish?
     - I want a twenty-inch joint!!
POOOF!! So, they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says:
     - Okay, it's time for me to go.
The genie takes a couple of steps, pauses, turns around and says
     - Okay, just one more wish...

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